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Jul. 15th, 2010 @ 05:03 pm Tim Talks TV: Silent Witness
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I've just finished watching the thirteenth and latest season of the improbably good UK series Silent Witness. I say improbable because, let's face it, good forensics shows are hard to come by. Quincy was good for its time but that time is 30 years past. CSI, NCIS, and Crossing Jordan deal with forensics and science in the most surface-level, populist way possible, usually involving muscular coroners, rainbow colored background lighting in the lab, and obnoxious DNA testing montages with techno beats. A Scottish show called McCallum is the only one I can recommend if you're looking for something closer to actual pathology and forensics.

Another reason this show's entertainment quotient is improbable is because of how rough it started. I crammed all 13 seasons (or series, as they're called outside North America) into 6 months and was therefore able to fully note the arc of the show over the years. When Silent Witness premiered in 1996 it focused primarily on Dr. Sam Ryan, a refreshingly strong female lead whose estranged sister and mother came back into her life after many years. They had a lot of emotional baggage to deal with regarding the 1980s IRA bombing death of Sam's father. Over the course of the agonizingly slow first few seasons, Sam's mother dies, her sister accepts her again, and Sam goes through a parade of interchangeable boyfriends.

My friends gave up on the show early on thanks to the sludgy pacing and Sam's smug, cold demeanor. Besides the rotating cast of disposable love interests, the show had an annoying habit of talking about Sam's dead father and the whole IRA conflict in just about every other episode. It was those early episodes that had me on the verge of giving up too until they finally teamed Sam up with a pair of likeable pathologists, Leo Dalton and Harry Cunningham. As the two male leads began to get more important roles in the show, it became obvious they were phasing Sam out, and they sent her out with a bang at the beginning of series 8 in 2004. The storyline "A Time To Heal" saw Sam venturing back to Ireland to investigate some IRA victims' corpses. She not only discovers new information about her father's death (finally giving us a payoff after years of blathering on about it) but also gets in touch with the son she gave up for adoption decades before.

After Sam's departure the show focused on the boys for a bit before deciding it needed some sexy spice to it and introducing Nikki Alexander. At first I was resistant to this blatant focus group appeasement but Nikki quickly won me over by being intelligent and mature as well as just adorable. She also has an interesting South African background which has made for some diverting trips to Cape Town and other African spots.

This change of venue is one of the show's core strengths. As Home Office Pathologists, the team has leave to work with law enforcement officials in England, Wales, and Northern Ireland (if my research is reliable). This means we often get new locales, unusual cases, and new detectives in nearly every episode. Where the show falters is allowing predictable tropes to invade the narrative. Most of the detectives they work with fit into a very specific mold, the jaded know-it-all. If the pathologist wants to search for more evidence, they immediately refuse it. If the evidence suggests an opposing theory in the case, they reject it.

Pathologist: This man has been murdered.

Detective: Ah ha! It was that bastard Davey Henderson I've been after for years. At last, an air-tight case!

Pathologist: Actually, we found a woman's DNA under the victim's nails.

Detective: Ah ha! So Davey's disguising his DNA by removing the X chromosome. That diabolical genius!

Pathologist: ...and we have CTV footage of the victim's wife committing the murder.

Detective: My god, ol' Davey-boy built a time machine, went back ten years and married that bloke, eh? Well we got him this time!



That brings me to another problem with the show. Are these pathologists or police officers? Now that the show has three leads instead of just Sam Ryan, the problem is less pronounced because they take turns doing it, but the bottom line is that the forensics team is always inserting themselves into the investigation. If the police decide not to hunt down an incredibly tenuous connection between a victim and some missing person, the Home Office folks take it upon themselves to interview witnesses and relatives, jump into harm's way by visiting the ghetto in search of clues, and generally make a mockery of the legal system by circumventing police authority when it suits them.

Luckily, the scenes in the mortuary are routinely excellent. Much care and attention to detail is lavished on the very nude corpses they slice open on the slab. You won't see those parts on the very edited BBC America airings but the original episodes are chock full of nipples and guts in the postmortems. That kind of physical realism sets it apart from other crime shows, and so does the unusual format of having each storyline consist of two 60-minute episodes. It's roughly comparable to three American 40-minute crime show episodes so we get lots of characterization and the occasional tangent that pays dividends in terms of plot. As the 1990s and now 2000s left us, the show has picked up steam nicely and the episodes really move. No more do we have to endure ten minute scenes of Sam Ryan staring mournfully out the window having yet another flashback to her dad's car blowing up. Now the dialogue is better written with clever ripostes between Nikki and Harry -- sexual tension abounds -- and team chief Leo's family troubles seem much more involving and tragic than did Ms. Ryan's.

I shouldn't give the impression that the show doesn't have its flaws though. One major issue they need to address is the way they put Nikki squarely in that tired cliche of Women In Peril. Every season she seems to get kidnapped, held at gunpoint, beaten up or otherwise threatened by a big scary Man, and it's beyond old at this point. And the characters have an uncanny knack of becoming romantically entangled with people who later turn out to be murderers, scam artists, or corpses. Perhaps I shouldn't complain about that last item, as it really does make for watchable television, but the show has so much intelligence in its favor that the drawbacks sting all the more.

Overall, Silent Witness has reached a very good place at this point and I recommend it to crime drama fans. In my opinion you can go right ahead and start with series 7 or 8, skipping the majority of the Sam Ryan years, but that's simply my two cents. Sam was popular enough to get 7 full series to herself as well as a series of paperback mystery books, so all of those fans can't be completely wrong, can they? I guess you'll have to be your own judge on that score. Personally, I have no intention of rewatching the early years, but I sure can't wait for series 14 next year.
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Jun. 30th, 2010 @ 02:25 pm Frank Frazetta: February 9, 1928 – May 10, 2010
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Just wanted to say a few quick words about Frank Frazetta, the grand master of fantasy art. I was saddened, though not surprised, to hear about his passing last month. Ol' Frank had been in poor health for quite awhile. Hell, you could say the slow decline of his health started in the 1980s when his thyroid condition went undiagnosed too long. Judging from the interesting documentary Painting With Fire, the lean, muscular guy of his youth became frail in just a few years, and the strokes in the 2000s didn't help.

But hey, this post isn't about the man's health, it's about his legacy. Frank Frazetta changed fantasy art forever. Seems like a simple enough sentence, but how many artists can you say that about? There are thousands of men and women working at any one time in the illustration business, but very few will rise to the heights of Frazetta. He married the intense action and light touch of comic books with a knowledge of oil painting and his innate sense of form and composition.

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It's said he could recall almost any animal or plant he'd ever seen and paint it convincingly from memory. He had a sixth sense for light, shadow, and color. Rather than merely striking a pose against a background, his characters lived and breathed, inhabiting their environment rather than just standing in it. I'm one of many who were first introduced to Frank's work through his Conan book covers. Though most of them came from his own imagination rather than touching on specifics from the stories inside, these book covers instantly caught my eye when I was a kid and defined my image of the character while I was reading. Plenty of other illustrators have tackled the dark-haired barbarian from the north, but -- in my opinion -- nobody ever captured his essence like Frank did. This was, is, and always will be my Conan:



My pointless but nostalgic Frazetta story: For awhile the Frank Frazetta Museum was open to the public in Pennsylvania's Pocono Mountains, on the artist's 67-acre estate. In the mid-2000s, my best friend Josh & I made the drive up there. Frank was too ill for public appearances so his wife Ellie was running the museum. I had brought along a hardcover of his paintings, so I paid Ellie my money for her husband's inscription and headed back home to New Hampshire to wait for it to appear in the mail.

Days, weeks, and finally months passed without sight of the eagerly-awaited package. At last I could wait no longer and gave Mrs. Frazetta a phone call. She dug through the receipts and found the tracking number, got in touch with UPS, and found out that someone else had signed for the package. I checked the mailboxes in my building and guessed that the guy across the hall had signed for it. I knocked and the door opened in a cloud of marijuana smoke. The tenants spoke only Spanish but I managed to get my point across.

One of the guys motioned me inside and we made our way to a cramped kitchen. The guy opened a dusty closet and started pulling debris out onto the floor. Way down at the bottom, where it had laid for months, was an unopened cardboard box with my name on it and the return address: Frazetta. I guess someone in the place had signed for it, not knowing who it was for, and when nobody asked about it they chucked it in the closet. Out of sight, out of mind. We grinned at each other, shook hands, and I rushed home with my prize. I guess all of the waiting and frustration was worth it to have something that means so much to me now.

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Ellie passed away in July 2009, and now Frank has gone too. The stories coming out of the Frazetta estate recently are the stuff of nightmares: legal battles over Frank's money, his son driving an excavator through the front of the museum trying to steal all of the paintings, etc. But no matter what anyone does, even down to selling off the mighty collection piece by piece (heaven forbid), they can't touch the man's towering legacy. Thanks a million, Frank. You were an ornery, brilliant, funny, tough, talented sonuvabitch who gave me and millions of others more on those canvases than I can properly express. Rest in peace.
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Jun. 30th, 2010 @ 02:24 pm Shameless Pleading :)
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Monadnock Humane Society's Annual


Walk For Animals


Sunday, September 12, 2010


11:00am - 3:00pm


Walk and Parade at 1:30pm


Fetch your sneakers, animal lovers, and help raise money for the more than 2,000 homeless animals who find their way to our door each year!


The Walk for Animals event will make a fun and entertaining day for people and canines. The 1/2 mile walk includes a parade through the grounds and walking trails of the Monadnock Humane Society. The day's events include fly ball demonstrations, children’s activities, miniature horses, canine good citizen testing; face painting, pony rides, food, and the Mutt Minster Dog Show. The Kona Ice Truck will be here also.


Help us make a difference by raising money and awareness for the Monadnock Humane Society. We’ve partnered with Firstgiving to make donating easy. Click here to donate:


http://www.firstgiving.com/timhulsizer


The animals and I thank you! ---Tim


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Jan. 15th, 2010 @ 04:50 pm Simply wonderful
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Dec. 31st, 2009 @ 12:11 am Secret Santa: achieved!
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Got this wonderful stuff from the incredibly talented and adorable yellowcardigan !! Thanks you!

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THANKS SO MUCH!

Crown Commission Board Secret Santa rocks every year, and it's mainly thanks to Sara's hard work in organizing it. BAM.

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Oct. 23rd, 2009 @ 01:36 am I'm alive and still drawing
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Did this for a recent local anthology about Shelter. Family loses home to the housing crash, assholes break in and strip it down, kindly squatters move in and fix it up, fatcat developers kick them out to demolish the neighborhood.

Too slow to get it into the book, but I felt alright about the finished product. Good practice.

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Aug. 21st, 2009 @ 05:21 pm A picture is worth 1000 blahblahblah
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I got so much teenage girl lovings in high school. Wait, no. The opposite of that.

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Jul. 22nd, 2009 @ 04:18 pm Laura Park / Tiger In a Snowy Forest
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Hey all! Just got this beautiful commissioned piece by Laura Park:

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She's been doing various commissions this month to stave off utter poverty, and I'm proud to have helped in some small way. Check out her amazing artwork on Flickr:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/featherbed/

--Tim

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Jul. 2nd, 2009 @ 12:36 am Work Sketches 06
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Jun. 10th, 2009 @ 12:18 am Work Sketches 05
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Still more random stuff I drew when I should have been working in 2008.

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